- if you walk into something because you’re texting and walking at the same time, I reserve the right to laugh at you
- if you walk into ME because you’re texting and walking at the same time, I reserve the right to chuck your phone into the nearest body of water
- but if you’re my friend, I reserve the right to film you walking into something and post it to the internet
After a 14-month self-imposed hiatus, I’ve come back.
Bear with me while I reacquaint myself.
I’d love to punch you right now but the prime directive clearly states that primitive species should not be interfered with until they reach a certain level of maturity in their evolutionary tree.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
Avatar + Disney Princesses.
FAN AND SWORD
must reblog for fan and sword
This will never not be funny to me.
WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING